For my parents, who showed me the bluebottles. I’ll tell you a thing I learnt about bluebottles. I learnt that the bluebottle, or Portuguese Man O’ War if that’s a … Continue reading So Together We Must
Dear Wendy, This letter refers to your communication dated November 19th, 2019, found in the Spam folder of my Gmail Inbox: Hey there, my shy friend! I want to make … Continue reading Sincerely, Your Shy Friend
Some things I’ve learnt in Northern Ireland: How an “unbiased account is a biased one”*** How you’ll struggle to find plagues in inner city Belfast that commemorate those involved in … Continue reading A Moon Full of Honey 2: Belfast
You, New York, are an animal procreating with itself. Don’t let them take you. Don’t let them take you. You, New York are varied and all the colours of this … Continue reading A Moon Full of Honey: 1. New York
New science reveals that if you make the choice not to make anything, this choice is the only thing you will have to make. Research suggests that the moment you … Continue reading 3 reasons why you should never make anything at all.
He wears brand named tie-dye, and is still pre yoga-sweat. Middle aged, but ohmygod he obviously juices. He says hello. I just want to go inside, get upside down, shake things … Continue reading That shade of white.
The sign says ROAD CLOSED. This must be where we start. She tells us they were there last night. The road was kept open only for The Woman to receive … Continue reading Road Closed
A Big, Ugly Nose I have a big, ugly nose. It is the kind of nose that got in the way of first kisses, in some cases as a physical … Continue reading A Good Witch
“Look at this place. Look. It’s like. It’s. It’s not like North America. It’s. It’s like the UK. It’s like the UK came on holiday and stayed.” “It did. It’s … Continue reading Victoria’s Secrets
It’s 420 today so I assume that’s why they are stoned. But that is just an assumption because maybe every day is 420 on Hastings Street. Like in that movie … Continue reading 420 on the # 20 Bus (Eastbound on Hastings): A Review